Okay, maybe that’s a bit dramatic, but I’ll bet the Almighty is none too pleased with the shenanigans of this first class ass hat. Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church are the God Hates Fags people. You know, the big-hearted lot that picketed Matthew Shepard’s funeral several years ago and have since since moved on to picket the funerals of American soldiers. But hey – they’re just doing the Lord’s work, right? It’s in the Bible! The lost book of Moronicus 1:1 clearly states “And all ye in-breds shall rise up and be Meany McMeanersons to the gays. Oh, and to the soldiers, too. I know none of this makes any sense, but I’m God. Now STFU and git ta hatin’!”
Well, it seems old Fred’s yard sale tables are about to be turned. Coming soon to a Westboro Baptist Church near you – The Million Fag March! A peaceful protest is planned for March 30th outside of Fred’s very own WBC in Topeka, Kansas. Brilliant. You can RSVP, donate, or find out more about the MFM on their website or their myspace page.
Now, I know this is supposed to be a non-violent protest, but let’s get real. If one of those hillbillies gives the stink-eye to the wrong drag queen, it’s toodeloo Topeka. When the glitter clears, nothing will remain but a smattering of rainbows, corn cob pipes, size 14 heels and the faint scent of Stetson.
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