Like a bird?

February 29, 2008


More like a turd. Ms. Hanky the Coppertone Poo.
 
What in the world happened to Nelly Furtado? She looks like she just rolled out of a gangbang into this low-rent Rami Kashou number. Ugh.
 
It seems like just yesterday she was my sweet little Canadian song bird, and now… yick. I’m all for re-invention, pushing envelopes and all that, but come on. You start off as the irrelevant, oversexed rump-shaker and end up the bright, folksy artist with something to say. Dumbass has it backwards.
 
I blame Timbaland.