Spray tans are awkward.
They require you to stand in awkward positions in front of someone spraying you with cold smelly liquid.
And then the next day, when you are supposed to be reaping all the benefits of your new sweet tan, you can’t even enjoy it because you know that no one believes that it’s real. It is not possible to leave the office and 5:00 and come back the next morning at 8:30 looking like you spent a week in Punta Cana. So you have to awkwardly tell everyone that you got a spray tan. And then they all want to know how it was so you have to relive the awkward 10 minutes that you spent naked in front of a spray tanning professional over and over again everytime someone asks.
It is unnatural….from start to finish…..(sigh of regret).
Posted by Kim 