Somebody call PETA, PETU, XENU, whoever! This unicorn needs your help! The mere presence of this magnificent creature in Mariah Carey’s breasts’ new video absolutely constitutes unethical treatment. Unicorns are here to be revered, admired, adored and to facilitate the adornment of ill-fitting sweatshirts with their glittery likenesses, not to be ogled, molested and manipulated into appearing in the music videos of large-bosomed pop disasters.
I leave you with a link to Ms. Carey’s video and further evidence of her wanton disregard for one of our world’s rarest, most treasured forms of magical, mystical life. I know this is not easy to watch, but it’s important that we all bear witness.
Posted by Josh 